gooftroop

Asheesh: “I see parts of myself in Karen.”

Chris: “What parts of you do you see in Karen?”

Kendra: “I want her boobs.”

Katie: “Wait, what?”

Kendra: “Boots. I want her boots.”

Asheesh: “It seems common for girls to be married to each other on Facebook”.

Quinn: (incomprehensible)

Asheesh: “Did you just say, ‘melogrammatical’? Is that like melodrama for grammar?”

Asheesh: “I bet your female friends can help you find some dudes.”

Chris (automatically):

That’s what she  said.

(a pause.)
Asheesh repeats:

“I thought they were more rectangular”?

Asheesh: “I mean, it’s great, but I’m full.”
Chris [reluctantly]: “That’s what she said.”

Asheesh: “Gun control is not because shooting guns is too much fun.”

Chris: “…then this potato chip [dinner] is pretty awesome!”

Emily: She sucks!
Me: Girls suck!
Emily: Yeah! Well, except me!