gooftroop

“I would be a lot happier with the world if there were space piracy.”

Ryan: “Please, please, no one make the pu-pu platter joke.”

Jon: “I've been feeding it warm water every once in a while.'

Tristan: “Why warm water?”

Jon: “[…] To keep it warm?”

Tristan: “I am going to sleep in five or ten minutes.”

Asheesh: “I have explicit plans to the contrary.”

Asheesh: “Clearly, you should shaft me.”

“Maybe Asheesh has toes of steel.”

[Jon puts chapstick on.]

Jon: “I don't go near [her] in any unsober state; she'll try to rape me.”

Ken: “That reminds me: […]

Tristan to Asheesh: “Did you just say phallic syntax!?”

“I'm not cutting off any limbs.”

Jon: “We owe it to humanity to put the Matrix in AA [ascii-art] on the net.”

Jon: “I really don't like humanity.”