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Asheesh: “No, I believe their correct course of action is to burn. In Hell. For a long time.”

Cynthia: “Sexual cannibalism? Eww. That's up there with the anchovies.”

Asheesh: “Ugh, I don't know about buying so many wings. It's like brute-force food.”

Chris: “Brute force your hunger!”

Chris: “It's calculating tips! Wait, it's a star chart.”

Alex: “I've been benign for too long. I want to abuse my power.”

Chris: “Wow, I should move to Cananda and grow pot.”

Alex: “Sometimes you just need a giant horse cock, though.”

Chris: “It'll become a drinking game in the future: every time you see a cross, you take a shot.”

Alex: “Ken's too big to be a quantum particle.”

Jon: “It may be entirely the suppository effect, but it works.”