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Ken to Jon: “I won't do my homework if you won't do cocaine.”

Asheesh: “Chris, you may have ruined the hour 'six' for me.”

Chris: “That's it, I haven't offended enough people.”

Chris: “I'm surprised that I'm more than five years old.”

Chris: “So what? Nice people die every day.”

Emily: …authority figures…

Chris: She wants to be dominated?

Chris: “It's not a nonverbal cue, it's a fucking punch-in-the-face cue.”

George: “And the difference between a recipe and chemistry, please?”

Tristan: “One involves knowing what chemicals are.”

Tristan: “Oh shit, I'm in hell.”

Daniel: “Soda and girls, for me, are very similar.”