gooftroop

Tristan: “I hope I'm Butthead.”

Asheesh: “Don't ask me what guys do; I wouldn't know.”

Ken: “Maybe I should put on some high heels, step on your face, and spin around.”

Daniel: “They have cantaloupes? Fuck this!”

Alex: “What happens when water expands — I mean, freezes?”

Daniel: “It forms ice. What do you mean?”

Alex: “Dan lacks everything.”

Daniel: “It's going to be a week, and there'll be nothing to do but dentist's appointments.”

Asheesh: Oh GOD, give it to me!

Daniel: There's going to a comment soon that's going to be highly bloggable.

Chris: So why don't you just say it?

Tristan: “Snails don't wear pants!”