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Jon: “Chris is short…”
Alex: “We're living with the antichrist, we're living with the antichrist!”

Asheesh: “I was looking at my emails from 10th grade earlier today.”
Jon: “Yeah, you have a lot of backed up angst.”
Asheesh: “You mean like now?”
Jon: “No, I mean you've really got it 'backed up'”

Asheesh: “It began with tofu; it ended with Chris's blood!”

Chris: “Melisa seemed surprisingly normal for someone you know.”

Kelly on Courtenay: “She's like, I've got a patch. I'm totally trashed right now.”

Asheesh (to Tristan): “Get naked and get in bed!”

Ken: “Why is the sink wet?”

Rebekah to Asheesh: “I don't know how you know how to work the entire system of the world. It makes me feel like I don't know how to do anything.”

Asheesh: “Do we really want to destroy Emily? Is that our plan?”

Chris: “Oh, oops.”

Chris (decidedly): “I want to kill someone.”

Asheesh (enthusiastically): “Okay!”