gooftroop

Daniel: “People don't have emotions; emotions have people.”

Asheesh: Stupid statements aren't said by people; they're said by you.

Chris: “You can't sell real IDs to fake people.”

Asheesh: “They're dehumanized. That's kinda the point.”

Meg: “Do you want to see a cute baby?”
Emily: “Is it dead?”

George to Jon: “Don't you mean 'I'm so going to be reincarnated as a bug?'”

Chris: “I wonder if I'm too introspective.”

Asheesh: “I served pancakes to Jon and Meg in their room.”

Asheesh: “Because then a secret orgy would erupt.”

Tristan: “If the lights go off, I'm getting naked for one.”

Jon: “Meg, you work much better on the floor.”

Asheesh: “Tristan!”
Tristan: “What do you want?”
Asheesh: “Your mom.”