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Jon: what is with women? Jesus.
Tristan: Crazy, mostly. Estrogen poisoning.

Jon: . . .making you the girlfriend of a buttsex wizard…

Emily: What do you have against Muppet buttsex?

But she DIDN'T give him a blowjob

Asheesh: “You need to get one thing from each of the Wegmans.”

Chris: “It's like Zelda.”

Chris: “I'd rather not exist.”

George: I'm going to get lunch, so I'll stop in depot for abuse then eat.

Emily: You can't kill ME! I have angry BULL-DYKE powers.

Ryan: “I am a fucking teflon weasel king!”

Courtenay: “Asheesh is a great resource.”

Asheesh: “I'm like Lexis-Nexis. You only have access to me at Hopkins.”