gooftroop

Asheesh: “What do leftovers have to do with the Industrial Revolution?”

Emily: So you can have your pi and e it too?

Prof. Leheney: Only if it's imaginary.. this is a slippery slope.

George (to Jon): I'm stupid, but you're dead.

Chris: “I don't know, I've let people die.”

Chris: “No, you're quoting yourself!”
Asheesh: “I'm not quoting myself, I'm just talking!”

Chris: “I find your ideas trite and uninteresting.”
Asheesh: “I would like to be unsubscribed from your newsletter.”

Chris: “We can identify the heretics by their sound!”

Asheesh: “Walk softly and carry a black hat.”

Chris to Daniel: “You just pretend to eat. It's so easy.”

Ken (to Tristan): Had it not been returned, there would have been violence.. forking.. knifing.. A GOOD SPOONING!

Tristan: I'm going to lock my door tonight.

George: On that subject - Ken, have you gotten a back door key yet?

Ken: Actually, Tristan got my back door key..

Tristan: Okay, that's it; I'm sleeping in the library.