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Tristan: “I'm not addicted; I'm dependent. That means I can do without it if I want to. I just…don't want to. That's all.”

Daniel: “I think I'm starting to gain weight again.”

* Chris laughs.

Daniel to Asheesh: “Why was that funny?”

Chris: “I have a Platinum GameCube!”

Dan: “For all I know, he could have been like Dave Haldane - one (snap) after (snap) another (snap).” (fingers snapping)

Asheesh: What we need is a laser pointer and a patent lawyer.

Meg: I was an eight pound dildo.