gooftroop

Asheesh: “Where do you do your thinking? … You should do an internship in my head.”

Asheesh: “It's high time we start making fun of the nineties.”

Via AIM:

Meg: smelting with a microwave
Keira: what the fuck is that
Keira: all i picture
Keira: is him burning off his penis, slowly…. with a microwave.

Chris: “I've eaten shit before. It's not that bad.”

Asheesh: “If you didn't believe me, then I probably wouldn't be a compulsive liar.”

Chris: “It's so easy to get confused. Bea, B. Bea, b. Bea, bee. Oh, they made a credit-card-sized shotgun.”

Ebonye (to Meg): Why do you have to ruin every single good thing about this world?

Random hut girl:… Calculating the Douchebag factor…

Via AIM:

Ivana: and death is generally
Ivana: although i'll admit, not always
Ivana: bad
Ivana: death during torture, probably positive
Ivana: death before seeing boyfriend in tights
Ivana: also, probably positive

Asheesh: “I'm talking about boys and girls. You're still talking about blogs.”