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Daniel: “And when I say 'profit', I mean she's uninteresting.”

Asheesh: “I just want to hear their cries somewhere outside of my head.”

Dan: “They're mostly altruistic and occasionally horny.”

Asheesh: “Why need these be different?”

Breanna: Noone knows much about chaos.

Jon: Well I know a thing or two about underwear and that doesn't look comfortable

Courtenay to Asheesh: “What's that fun thing poking out of your… foot? No, your….”

Steve: no, you forget the part where you accomplish something profound
Meg: i'll befriend a feminist
Steve: lol… i didn't mean you'd just do something personally difficult.

Jon: My forces feel unclean.

Aaron: how was the test ?
Meg: they blew my anus off
Aaron: well do you think you passed ?
Meg: my sphincter is a little mass of bloody pulp stuck to the back of my heel
Aaron: alrite I'm gonna put my foot down
Aaron: you and Jon are forever with the anal rape imagery
Aaron: stop it or I will kill you both
Aaron: out in the street
Aaron: everytime you take a test its fucking you in the ass until its bloody
Aaron: its a test not a spiked dildo … thank you.

Jon: I'm going to curl into a fetus and suck my thumb.

Jon: “If my ass were so broken and my arms weren't so broken, I'd be so fucked right now.”