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George: “The rat fell down his face.”

Dan: “Hey baby, catch my operating system . . . Do you think that's sexy?”.

Asheesh: “Clue was widely enjoyed waiting outside of the Supreme Court.”

Dan: “I told you, I told you…[pause]… You told me this was going to happen!”

Dan: “Asheesh is obsolete.”

Asheesh: “Every time you stream a video on J-Stream, your CD-ROM drive kills a kitten.”

Asheesh: “Firefox is what Java was supposed to be.”

Asheesh: “Next time I make decisions, I should tell myself.”