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Chris: Hey, do you know anyone that asks questions?

Chris: MOTHERFUCKIN' planes on a MOTHERFUCKIN'…
Daniel: Snake?
Chris: MOTHERFUCKIN' planes on a MOTHERFUCKIN' snake!…?

Chris: What, you don't care about them?
Daniel: Who?
Chris: Yourselves!

Chris: “I'm going to impersonate myself. I'm going to be cranky.”

Asheesh: “Soylent Green isn't made out of any people - it's made out of losers.”

Chris: Guess what the past tense of fly is.
Dan: Flew?
Chris: Nope, it's Jew. That's what it says.

Chris: I am a unique snowflake!