gooftroop http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop Without context Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:29:25 +0000 http://lyceum.ibiblio.org/?v=1.0.2 en Asheesh’s insecurities http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/asheeshs-insecurities/ http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/asheeshs-insecurities/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:29:25 +0000 chris Uncategorized http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/asheeshs-insecurities/ Asheesh: “I see parts of myself in Karen.”

Chris: “What parts of you do you see in Karen?”

]]> http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/asheeshs-insecurities/feed/ We’re on the wrong side of the tracks http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/were-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-tracks/ http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/were-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-tracks/#comments Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:28:39 +0000 chris Uncategorized http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/were-on-the-wrong-side-of-the-tracks/ Kendra: “I want her boobs.”

Katie: “Wait, what?”

Kendra: “Boots. I want her boots.”

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]]> http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/asheesh-the-facebook-anthropologist/feed/ Neologistic and don’t even know it http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/neologistic-and-dont-even-know-it/ http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/neologistic-and-dont-even-know-it/#comments Mon, 02 Mar 2009 09:24:33 +0000 paulproteus Uncategorized http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/neologistic-and-dont-even-know-it/ Quinn: (incomprehensible)

Asheesh: “Did you just say, ‘melogrammatical’? Is that like melodrama for grammar?”

]]> http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/neologistic-and-dont-even-know-it/feed/ The Park Slope Fallacy http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/the-park-slope-fallacy/ http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/the-park-slope-fallacy/#comments Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:45:13 +0000 chris Uncategorized http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/the-park-slope-fallacy/ Asheesh: “I bet your female friends can help you find some dudes.”

]]> http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2009/the-park-slope-fallacy/feed/ Automatic for the People http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/automatic-for-the-people/ http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/automatic-for-the-people/#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 08:36:08 +0000 paulproteus Uncategorized http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/automatic-for-the-people/ Chris (automatically):

That’s what she  said.

(a pause.)
Asheesh repeats:

“I thought they were more rectangular”?

]]> http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/automatic-for-the-people/feed/ Asheesh sighs http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/asheesh-sighs/ http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/asheesh-sighs/#comments Sun, 16 Nov 2008 02:33:53 +0000 chris Uncategorized http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/asheesh-sighs/ Asheesh: “I mean, it’s great, but I’m full.”
Chris [reluctantly]: “That’s what she said.”

]]> http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/asheesh-sighs/feed/ Asheesh votes Yes on Prop Chris http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/asheesh-votes-yes-on-prop-chris/ http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/asheesh-votes-yes-on-prop-chris/#comments Sat, 15 Nov 2008 08:54:29 +0000 chris Uncategorized http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/asheesh-votes-yes-on-prop-chris/ Asheesh: “Gun control is not because shooting guns is too much fun.”

]]> http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/asheesh-votes-yes-on-prop-chris/feed/ Chris measures his impact http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/chris-measures-his-impact/ http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/chris-measures-his-impact/#comments Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:14:28 +0000 paulproteus Uncategorized http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/chris-measures-his-impact/ Chris: “…then this potato chip [dinner] is pretty awesome!”

]]> http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/chris-measures-his-impact/feed/ Emily excuses herself http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/emily-excuses-herself/ http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/emily-excuses-herself/#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:22:32 +0000 chris Uncategorized http://blogs.jhu.edu/gooftroop/2008/emily-excuses-herself/ Emily: She sucks!
Me: Girls suck!
Emily: Yeah! Well, except me!

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